Thursday, October 23, 2008

last night.

someone called me a "lesbian ellen degeneres"... and i cried (a lot).

for the record, isn't it already known that ellen is a lesbian. and i have short hair, so get the fuck over it. his name was james and his beard looked like pubic hair...and he was FAT.

as my girl, rumer willis once said "If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it. I think it's hilarious. I like guys.
" (thanks kate)

people are mean. there's no point in making fun of someone, if you, yourself, look like a beast. fat pubic hair beard man, you suck. thanks for making me cry.

3 comments:

Dimitry!!! said...

I love you.

Perry said...

alana, you know as well as everyone else does that you are hot as hell and he's probably just pissed dimitry is the one you go home with every night and not him.

Perry said...

besides, he has no room to talk if he had a pube beard and fat rolls.